Oh My Darlin'

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:20:19 +1100

(Perez Hilton: How Unfortunate!) This has to be THE absolute...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:18:00 +1100

This has to be THE absolute nadir of the so-called “celebrity news” genre, surely.

Are we really running that thin on ways to criticise women and women’s bodies that some magazine - fortunately unnamed, as I would be packing a pipe bomb into a PostPak right now if I knew what fuckwits were originally responsible for this sexist idiocy (though I’m not surprised that storied feminist Perez Hilton is passing the ‘news’ on!) - has to draw attention to Kristen Stewart’s “surprisingly bushy nose hair”?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Everyone has nose hairs you unbelievable dickweeds; ever studied biology at school? This combined with the “OMG Megan Fox has CLUBBED THUMBS!!” hysteria point to 2009 as a low point in tabloid publishing. What the fuck next? And they wonder why 20-year-olds are getting Botox and “dermal fillers” for their birthday presents.

Some days I just want to move to a different planet.

How to make the stuff you can't afford.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:14:30 +1100

How to make the stuff you can't afford.:

Want to make a boat from pine wood and 8km of sticky tape? Look no further!

ImWiigirl - PS3 vs Wii Pretty much, after a year or so, still...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:19:15 +1100

ImWiigirl - PS3 vs Wii

Pretty much, after a year or so, still the most deranged “WTF” thing I have ever stumbled upon.

Just found this on my YouTube page. Well done you.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:15:39 +1100

Just found this on my YouTube page. Well done you.

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Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:03:47 +1100

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Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:54:55 +1100

"Further reminding us she is amazing at names, Meyer named the baby Renesmee. Proving she is a big..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:49:53 +1100

“Further reminding us she is amazing at names, Meyer named the baby Renesmee. Proving she is a big fan of pedophiles, Meyer has Jacob “imprint” on baby Nessie who will be conveniently grown in the span of six years. Yes, the 16-year-old spurned lover wants to sex it up with his former love interest’s newborn mutant daughter.”

- Twilight - Encyclopedia Dramatica

South Park - The Happy, Non-Offensive, Non-Denominational...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:48:07 +1100

South Park - The Happy, Non-Offensive, Non-Denominational Christmas Play! (with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass)

“As I turn, and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. How like a turtle the sun looks.”

Final Thought For The Night

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:28:31 +1100

Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance video is, essentially, Aphex Twin For Top Shop.

Jessica just sent me this. IT’S ALL TRUE.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:53:11 +1100

Jessica just sent me this. IT’S ALL TRUE.

Thom Yorke - Hearing Damage You know, it’s entirely...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:41:17 +1100

Thom Yorke - Hearing Damage

You know, it’s entirely possible that I will see New Moon again - before it comes out on DVD. What the hell is happening to me?

"It's not a lifestyle choice, Bella."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:36:26 +1100

New Moon was an absolute laugh riot. The Virgin Airlines express delivery to Italy was the best visual gag since the T-Rex brought down the ‘WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH’ banner in Jurassic Park.

(via Ryder Jack) Thanks, Ryder. My dreams tonight will either be...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:18:30 +1100

(via Ryder Jack)

Thanks, Ryder. My dreams tonight will either be amazing or awful.

"An eminent rabbi was so exhausted after three days of constant cocaine-fuelled partying with escorts..."

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:16:40 +1100

“An eminent rabbi was so exhausted after three days of constant cocaine-fuelled partying with escorts that his pimp grew worried and cancelled that day’s supply of girls, a jury was told.”

- (Worried pimp ‘called off Rabbi Baruch Chalomish’s three-day drug-fuelled orgy’ - Times Online)

There’s so much here I don’t even know where to begin.

The Cyborg Beetle - The 50 Best Inventions of 2009 - TIME

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:47:00 +1100

The Cyborg Beetle - The 50 Best Inventions of 2009 - TIME:

This is a bad, bad idea. Oh sure, it’s all exciting now, but give it fifteen years and we’ll have THIS to look forward to.

(GQ Men of the Year Awards | thevine.com.au) I hope Amanda...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:20:12 +1100

(GQ Men of the Year Awards | thevine.com.au)

I hope Amanda Seyfried has just launched the new “it” facial expression for starlets. Sure beats the ‘blow a kiss’ pose.

Cheryl Lynn - Got To Be Real No reason, really.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:32:45 +1100

Cheryl Lynn - Got To Be Real

No reason, really.

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Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:05:04 +1100

The Rapture - Sister Savior (DFA Dub) I think this comes close...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:58:10 +1100

The Rapture - Sister Savior (DFA Dub)

I think this comes close to being my favourite remix of all time. Epic.